am i really an idiot or do i just sound like one?

So how is it possible that I think I am totally BRILLIANT but when I open my mouth to talk about my awesomeness I sound like a total IDIOT?!?!? 

Does this happen to everyone?  I feel like this happens to me at crucial times in my life, like for instance job interviews.  It doesn't matter if its a phone interview or a face to face.  I turn into a total MORON.  I used to think I was just nervous but now I'm starting to think I really am just stupid.  Maybe this is why no one is hiring me...

These companies are probably all, "why did we call this girl? and how does she not fall down more? how does she function in life?"

Why o why am I afflicted with this?!?! 

Damn!  Life is hard.

-I'mJessSayin' 

so for reals...

Disclaimer:  the last sentence of this blog is not meant to promote suicide by any means...learn to take a joke people

should you feel that you are suicidal or that you will hurt yourself or others, you should probably go to the hospital...ASAP.

And now back to me:

So seriously, what is my problem?  I haven't blogged in a very long time and yet still I have nothing to say...

I guess I'll just give you my update:

1)  still unemployed
2)  still 33
3)  still single
4)  still have wicked student loans that won't quit
5)

well that about sums it up!

if this doesn't put your life into perspective well you probably should just kill yourself...

-I'mJessSayin'